What is Durantard?
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A fan of Duran Duran who has lost their mind. They think they have a chance with a member of Duran Duran despite an uncanny resemblance to Divine. Has at least two pets and/or stuff animals named after some aspect of the Duran experience. Is lame.
Oh my. Betty is a total Durantard. She actually wrote a book of poetry and dedicated it to to them and then baked a cake for Nick's birthday.
Random Words:
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used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:
micro = 1 / 1,000,000
platinum = 1..
