What is Durdica?
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Probably the most ugliest and stupidest "creature" put on the earth is the Durdica (Djurdjica).
It is said that God himself must have been stonned or hevily under the influence of some type of chemical substance when he created such a creature.
However, it is highly unlikely that you see this animal immerge during the day, but even its smallest presence is noticeable and it is strongly advised that you either run as far as you possibly can, hit it with your car or shoot it (highly advisable).
Earlier this year, there was a protest on whether this animal was legally allowed to be shot in the streets of Australia, however, John Howard was soon advised by Franjo Tudjman that in Croatia this animal is seen as a mantlepiece, and that it is infact quite legal, and therefore the law was passed in Australia also.
Males be warned, as this freak of nature is on the loose, it does "try" to be seductive at times, and if you are unfortunate enough to have to endure such a traumatic experiance (otherwise known as sex) with this creature, it is highly recommended that you; see a head doctor or take your own life to spare that of the others.
Ladies, once bitten by this venemous creature, you will immediately be compelled to "downning" the first guy you see, please fight this urge and see you doctor ASAP.
Contact with this creature may result in a high level of "sluttyness" and ugliness. Treatment is not always highly effective, but consists of solitary confinement and sometimes results in a shot to the head if no signs of recovery are present within 48hours.
Another name for this foreign creature is Jitsa, this is a disguise only and may lead to false assumptions.
Anyone who suffers from any symptoms after being in contact with this thing will become a slut, a bitch, a rat, ugly and automatically become a member of the Croatian community no matter where they are on this earth.
You will be forever branded, so please, take care.
Durdica (djurdjica) is the most unwanted creature and should be shot at any given moment without warning.
Guy 1: damn that chick looks orite aye?
Guy 2: No man dont even go there
Guy 1: why not? she looks hot
Guy 2: Dont you know what she is?
Guy 1: no what?
Guy 2: Shes a fkn Durdica bro!
Guy 1: No Fkn WAY! omg bro thanks, you saved my life!
Durdica (djurdjica) is the most unwanted creature and should be shot at any given moment without warning.
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