Durf

What is Durf?


1.

The area between the scrotum see " nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

See Jesus

2.

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

See bent, curved, masturbation, excessive, spanking the monkey, jerking off, jacking off, crooked

3.

Durf was once used most commonly for a code name in rap songs about drugs .

Never, ever once

Have you ran with the turf

Yet in every verse you claim

You used to do the durf

But tell me who's a witness

To your fu*king work

See durf, drugs, rap

4.

Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"

Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.

See durf, taint, gooch, ass, hair, asshair, cock bomb

5.

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

See dumb, female, stupid, blonde, sluts

6.

someone who is extremely retarded.............no clue what is going on...........

1:What today's homework?

2: Read page 50

1:like as in read 50 pages?

2: No u durf!!!!!!

See retard, dumb, stupid, wow, duh

7.

When someone expects to fart, but accidentally shits their pants instead.

Kyler accidentally durfed his new jean shorts.

See shit, crap, fart, pants, derf, dirf


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