Durham

What is Durham?


1.

durham is a town in south central CT. it is full of farmers, a thing not commly found in CT. it is a very small town so small most of the people in Durham call Wallingford a city. Durham is the most ass backwards town in CT and is the only town where everyone has a southern accient dispite living in the north. The most thing people know Durham for is the Durham fair. It is basically a gathering for farmers to show off their prize pigs for a weekend and to race tractors. The most popular teen hangout in Durham is the DB mart. the second most popular is in someones basement smoking pot becuase thats all Durham kids do.

Durham kid: "FUCK YOU IM DURHAM. AND YOU CAN'T BREAK THE DURHAM INSIDE ME!!!!!!!"

Wallingford kid: "Shit dude im sorry"

See cows, pot, wallingford, 860

2.

Durham is the ghetto member of the Triangle, along with their hippy neighbor Chapel Hill and their cleaner, more cultured, and infinitely more snobby neighbor Raleigh.

Infamous for its crime and being all around ghetto, as well as being the home of the very prestigious, yet very controversial Duke University, Durham gets flak from pretty much everybody, which is sad because most Durhamites are among the greatest people out there.

"Honey, would you grab my Kevlar-reinforced suit, please? I have a business meeting in Durham today."

See bullcity, d-town, ghetto, duke, dirty, crime, south

3.

A beautiful town in the North East of England. Not the hideous hill billy backward incest kevin costner loving shit hole in the states.

Durham England Person: My family tree has many branches

Durham USA Person: Mine goes in a straight line

See bull durham, newcastle

4.

A nondescript English town, with one of the strangest founding stories ever. (Read: Cow founds town) Outclassed in almost every aspect by it's namesakes the world over.

"My car was stolen by the Durham chavs, hell if I'll see it again."

See united kingdom, durham, small town, backwards, cow

5.

THE most fucked up school in Georgia. The administrators are on happy pills, and the spanish teachers are either strippers, lesbians, or whales. That school sucks.

EXCEPT FOR MRS.H! She was tight as hell. (:

LMMS KID:Do you go to Durham?

DURHAM KID: Yeah.

LMMS KID:Sorry man, you're in my prayers.

See fucked up, school, georgia, middle school

6.

The awesomest ghettoest town in the US. The heart of North Carolina often referred to as "The Arm pit of NC," "The dirty," "The City of Murder and Medicine," "Bull City," and "D-town." It is the center of 2 documentaries (Welcome to Durham and Welcome 2 Durham) and a movie (Bull Durham). It is also mentioned more discreetly in a song ("919 Motha Fuckas!!!"). It is surrounded by rich people whom we aren't about (Treyburn, Croasdale, etc.) and Dook whom we HATE! Dook is everything opposite of Durham and is slowly taking over this hub of culture and awesomeness causing racial tensions to greaten along with unemployment and economic problems. Durham is awesome!!! Dook? Eh, not so much!!!

I was in Durham on Fayetville street when I realized, "Dook really doesn't do anything for this community - in fact, they've created their own little apartheid city."

See dook, duke, 919, ghetto, awesomeness

7.

The coolest fucking town in Maine. The schools ceilings leak, and we ride around on cows. Chhhhyeeeaaaahhhh Booooiiiiiii

"Durham has the best education"

See town, humor, cows, school, sarcasm


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