Durnt

What is Durnt?


1.

1. The formal version of "dur"

2. Saved in the mist of "durring"

Wife: Does this make me look fat?

Husband: Actually...

Wife: ...

Husband: Oh! It looks great!

Wife: Nice save, Durnt.

See dur, durnt, durp, dint

2.

Describing a sound made by a bass guitar. Also nickname of Greenday's bassist.

"Durrrrnnnnttt... durnt-durnt.."

3.

(verb)- the process of stealing or claiming one will receive a blow job. Caution, this word must be said in a loud tone with your eyes widened, in order to get laughter from your friends. If this word is being used in the form of a blow job, one must do the tasks featured in the last sentence AND must get his hand and gesture it in the form of receiving a blow job. Friends are generally more attracted to the blow job form of the word for laughter. STONERS SAY THIS WORD THE BEST.

Ex.(stealing): "Yo John, are you going to durnt some food in the cafeteria during lunch with me?" Ex. (blow job) "Dude tonight is going to be the sickest party of our lives, and we are all geting durnt from bitches!!!" Do not forget to do the steps mentioned above for blow jobs.

See durnt, blow job, stealing, head, steal, stoner

4.

To describe a durnt situation.

You spilled my coffee on my pants, DURNTTTT!

See durnt, stupid, move, crack, cocaine

5.

A word describing ones privates.

Male: I have red dots on my Durnt.

Female: I have red dots on my Durnt.


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