Durp Edit Meaning

1.

a durp is something you say if you dont have anything else to say

AUDIENCE: "Bush, what are your views on the war?"

BUSH: "durp"

See ummm, i dont know, hmmmm

2.

A word created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, some time ago starting around the time of cannibal the musical. it is a term of saying something along the lines of "oh shit i am fucking retarded". More people might recognize it the word with the character Mr. Durp whom replaced Chef, and when he would say something stupid would hit himself in the head with a fucking hammer.

"If you loved Chef you'll love Mr. Durp *Whack* 'DURP'".

See durp, south park, matt stone, trey parker, hammer, retarded

3.

The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).

David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."

Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"

David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"

Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"

David: "You guys are asshole,"

Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"

See durp, derp, david, trumpet, football

4.

A new relationshipbeing strongly criticized, talked about, and questioned until it is established.

Harry Potter: Oy Ron, you and Hermione are in quite a durp!

Ron: Yeah mate but at least i'm gettin some

See puppy love, subject, couple

5.

The word that describes someone when they have no brain in their head. No thoughts of importance, pretty much just a big Dumbass!

That kid is such a durp!

I am surrounded by so many durps in this town!

6.

An expression usually meaning "Duh" or "Dur" Or to be Politically Correct "Of course, you effing idiot!" usually followed by a smack. Sometimes used as a filler word, usually giving or taking a "be" as a pre-fix or "adurp" as an add-on.

Idiot: "hey dude, I think he's dead..."

Normal Guy: "Durp, you fuckin' retard! Now Help Me With The Body, before my parents get home."

7.

The word Durp comes from dip shit. Originally "Durp Shurt", it was quickly shortened to durp. Since that was more easier to say.

Ted: I hate peta!

Fred: Yeah! There a buncha durps!

or

Bob: Your a DURP!

Rob: WTF does that mean?

See dip shit, idiot, dumbass, shit head