Dury

What is Dury?


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An ancient eastern god of sex, Fong-sui Dury, according to ancient lores, has a 13 inch penis and can have sexual intercourse for five years before getting tired. Recently discovered scrolls show that that almost all of his wives died through multiple orgasms overheating their brains.

susan : that guy looks like a dury

ursula : he is, he lasted all night

susan : you did a dury?!

ursula : yeah but now my head hurts

See i, have, a, big, willy


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