What is Dust The Ole Twig?
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You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.
I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.
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A corny way of saying oops, maybe to a little kid.
Aaaah man, oopseedoopseepoopsee - did I do that!?!
See oops, what, cornball, corny..
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A bampot, some pure crazy ned, fae edinburgh
some pure radge pot bampot thinkin he the top gadgy fae embra chibbed that ned
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