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When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..
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after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin
Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night..
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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
When flipping a co..
