What is Dustman?
1.
The greatest robot master ever made
Dr. Wily: We need to think of something fresh.. something.. original
Assistant: I have an idea! Let's make a giant vacuum cleaner that will shoot dust
Dr. Wily: hmm... Dustman...
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2.
Someone who has a really boring job, picking up shit, and regularly takes a sneaky wank when no ones looking, just to keep himself happy.
I'm sure i just saw that dustman pleasuring himself behind my wheely bin.
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3.
a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.
b) (British) Sanitation worker.
Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen
My old man's a dustman- part of some song.
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4.
Although once used in the past by the British to illustrate a person who collects refuse. It has recently been used to illustate a person who is called to collect dead bodies and bring them to the morgue. In some high crime areas (such as detroit) dustmen often will drive around looking for a crime scene and get first dibs on transporting the body.
Police officer to dispatcher: Victim has been shot 10 times in the head. Request a dustman to the corner of Linwood and Grand.
5.
A corpse yet to be discovered, usually used as a threat.
If I catch that snitch, he's a dustman.
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