Dusty Armoire

What is Dusty Armoire?

The act of surreptitiously entering a domicile for the geriatric under cover of darkness and performing cunnilingus on an unconscious resident.

"Hey! Chad, is that a grey hair in your teeth?"

"Oh, sorry, yeah, I picked up a Dusty Armoire last night. You wouldn't believe the bush I had to dive in."

See cunnilingus, surreptitiously, darkness, unconscious, geriatric, mung jumping, impatience

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