Dusty Armoire

What is Dusty Armoire?

The act of surreptitiously entering a domicile for the geriatric under cover of darkness and performing cunnilingus on an unconscious resident.

"Hey! Chad, is that a grey hair in your teeth?"

"Oh, sorry, yeah, I picked up a Dusty Armoire last night. You wouldn't believe the bush I had to dive in."

See cunnilingus, surreptitiously, darkness, unconscious, geriatric, mung jumping, impatience

Yayish

1. to be extremely happy. Sometimes resulting in a large smile and the flailing of the arms in a 'cute' penguin like manor. I ..

Under Wraps

1. in secrecy, in obscurity Even though your parents know, we should still keep things under wraps in front of our friends. See clandesti..

Bmfa

1. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole - song by Martha Wainwright You're a BMFA bitch! See bmfa, bloody, mother, fucking, asshole, lavato..

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