Dusty Armoire

What is Dusty Armoire?

The act of surreptitiously entering a domicile for the geriatric under cover of darkness and performing cunnilingus on an unconscious resident.

"Hey! Chad, is that a grey hair in your teeth?"

"Oh, sorry, yeah, I picked up a Dusty Armoire last night. You wouldn't believe the bush I had to dive in."

See cunnilingus, surreptitiously, darkness, unconscious, geriatric, mung jumping, impatience

Zenx

1. Stupid, Annoying, Careless, Ignorant Cant outgun, cant play smart, epic miss stepper, epic hypocrite Often used in USF. We will auto ..

Catabalism

1. to worship dead cats i believe catabalism in my world See cat..

Reotutarded

1. a conservative goon; a descendent of the Reotutar clan; Did you hear what that guy said? He's reotutarded. See goon, reo, retard..

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