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When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.
Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Eve..
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When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a ..
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A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I'v..
