Dusty Mustache

What is Dusty Mustache?


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The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.

I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.

See dirty sanchez, fart, ass dust, whore


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