What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.
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A vagina which has been ejaculated in. The semen tends to drip out - producing the creamy pie.
I love to see her creamy pie...