What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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A lady who licks the under crackers of other ladies.
A Lesbotanian.
Tracy: Sharon, why the hell have you ditched your new man?
Sharon..
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A pussy stimulated by caffeinated saliva. This is the result of manual and/or oral foreplay, post-coffee consumption.
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