What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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That pungent smell of B.O., shit, chicken grease and cocoa butter.
"Fuck, this fan/venting system or whatever, I just caught a big..
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good catch phrase
well this one time, at band camp in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah ..