Dutch Alarm Clock

What is Dutch Alarm Clock?


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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

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