What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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When you are done having drunk sex, place a funnel in her mouth then proceed to piss, cum, and finally, shit in the funnel!
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when poopin, you only poo one quarter of the full poo, so you can shit on other things
hey nigel, i just pushed a quarter snap, savin s..
