What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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To throw a tantrum (sometimes counter-productively) in response to a non-environmentally friendly product or practice.
The torching of ..
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Jocular euphemism for semen.
Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night...
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having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.
he's lagging so badl..
