Dutch Alarm Clock

What is Dutch Alarm Clock?


1.

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

See fart, alarm, wake, clock


77

Random Words:

1. To flee. Once I saw the cops, I hightailed it out of there. 2. To run at great speed away from something. To flea or to immediately ..
1. A variation on w00t, particularly when the w00ting is very intense and you are WINNARing in everything. <@thunder`mayhem> "O..
1. When a male becomes sexually malled by 3 fat mingers in a club/ bar e.g. Cobdens Dover lad! Wanna go Cobdens and get a 36M? See bonk, ..