What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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To perform oral sex on a girl.
Jane: Eat my pasta will you.
John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?
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a new catchphrase used by the kids. Means a secretive spot, hiding place, etc.
Person 1: Where'd you put your book New Moon?
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