What is Dutch Alarm Clock?
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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The destination when a guy bangs a girl in his RV all night, keeping everyone else in the area awake.
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A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy ge..
