Dutch Blindfold Edit Meaning

1.

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

See Dazza

2.

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.

Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"

See 69

3.

DBF DEE-bee-eff, noun:

1. An ample, beefy package;

2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;

3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole

"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."

Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."

See arabian goggles, trojan helmet, glass-bottomed boat, poo, pubic lice