Dutch Blindness

What is Dutch Blindness?

This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.

Are you seeing Greg tonight?

No, I never see Greg any more.

Oh, why? have you 2 split up?

No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'

-Hysterical laughing-

Urethrelephant

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Jeeeezus

1. Must be said with a gay lisp and whiny as hell. You can even draw out the 'u' depending on how whiny you want to be. All it ..

Loach

1. reaching into someone's assholeto steal their shit. when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed..

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