Dutch Blindness

What is Dutch Blindness?

This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.

Are you seeing Greg tonight?

No, I never see Greg any more.

Oh, why? have you 2 split up?

No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'

-Hysterical laughing-

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