What is Dutch Blumpkin?
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This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.
The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.
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To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.
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Noun.
A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.
Hey Norse Horse..
