Dutch Bookmark

What is Dutch Bookmark?


1.

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

See shit, poo, shiterature, toilet


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