What is Dutch Bookmark?
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The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
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Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.
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Specialist form of Tutonic Bukkake, filmed with a very obliging frau.
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