What is Dutch Bookmark?
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The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
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Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.
Joel felt such pea..
