What is Dutch Bookmark?
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The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
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A very bad mixture of STD's that will be the result of many one night stands.
"Did you hear that Jen got Gonaherpisyphilaids?..
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to have a shit, especially a big one.
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though..
