Dutch Breakfast

What is Dutch Breakfast?


1.

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

See breakfast, almost, adequate, similar, inferior

2.

This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.

'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'

See breakfast, joint, masturbate, shoot

3.

Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."

See breakfast, acceptable, inferior, almost


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