What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)
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a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday&quo..
