What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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When you piss in a girl's butthole.
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A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.
"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that gu..
