What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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Multi-functional vibrators, designed with a "clit stimulating" Y-shaped top (hence the rabbit reference.) Other functions incl..
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term given after you cum in an asshole
wow check out that anal cream pie
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see also: mud pie
Johan didn't pull out of her ass ..