What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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Anytime something is dropped, whether physically or in a figurative sense
Brian is sitting in class
*tries to pick up pencil*
*drops ..
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The act of a male smearing his pre-cum on the back of the females neck,leaving what appears to look like the trail of a snail.
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