Dutch Coffin

What is Dutch Coffin?

1.

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.

Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

See gas, fart, coffin, tanning, bed, smelly, stinky, sound, poot, toot
79

Random Words:

Zero Suit Samus
1. The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes c..
Read more
Ice Cube's Chance In Hell
1. There is no way something is going to happen You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl! See chance, he..
Read more
Stabenism
1. Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return." A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you tr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free