What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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Random Words:
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Derivative of the words Quill + Guillotine.
A kind of deth or defamation or misrepresentation device or writing style within literature..
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Excessive talking about uninteresting subjects. When someone goes on and on about something you feel is absolutely inconsequential.
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