What is Dutch Coffin?
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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Random Words:
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Is another word for a condom.
Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.
I was smuttin this bitch last night ..
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something so amazing that can be compared to being as good as sex or even better
that was so orgasmifical
See amazing, radical, epic, ..
