Dutch Coffin

What is Dutch Coffin?


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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.

Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

See gas, fart, coffin, tanning, bed, smelly, stinky, sound, poot, toot


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