Dutch Football

What is Dutch Football?

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.

Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

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Extensive

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Gretzky Tuck

1. a shirt/jersey only tucked in on the person's strong hand side, so as to keep it out of the way of absolutely tooling on people. L..

Hong Kan

1. An expression of great disappointment/anger. Literally, to fuck a dog. I was happily going home to celebrate my birthday, but hong kan..

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