Dutch Football

What is Dutch Football?

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.

Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

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Uitenhagen

1. Person originating from Uitenhage. A little town, not too far from Port Elizabeth in South Africa, but commonly mistaken for a Dutch tow..

Zomboner

1. What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished ..

Figurality

1. The state of being figural. Ah, the power of over-figurality! See Mace..

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