What is Dutch Garden?
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A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds
"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."
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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom...