Dutch Goggles

What is Dutch Goggles?


1.

Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.

"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"

2.

When you are having sexual intercourse with a woman that wears glasses and you cum on her glasses

Yeah she looks good but even better when she has dutch goggles on


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