Dutch Hearth

What is Dutch Hearth?


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Farting underneath the covers when one is alone. Onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. Analogue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.

Walter - I dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.

Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.

Walter - Probably not.

See dutch oven, fart, flatulence, gas


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