Dutch Loft

What is Dutch Loft?


1.

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

See dutch oven, fart, crap, dirty sanchez, shart, silent but deadly, queef


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