Dutch Miles

What is Dutch Miles?


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The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

See dutch oven, dutch courage, lost


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