What is Dutch Porpoise?
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you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
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To be so entirely awkward that you are in a "labrynth" of extreme unease and awkwardness that you can not escape. Ever.
While..