Dutch Porpoise

What is Dutch Porpoise?


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you stick the whole package in the girls mouth

then you slap both hands on both sides of her face

her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night

Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

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