Dutch Porpoise

What is Dutch Porpoise?


1.

you stick the whole package in the girls mouth

then you slap both hands on both sides of her face

her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night

Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

See abe lincoln, portugese breakfast, cleveland steamer


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