Dutch Router

What is Dutch Router?

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

See router, arm, hold, gay, double

Dilditos

1. a small dildo, or used to insult someone eating Doritos. me: haha look at that loser eating his Dilditos other guy: dont you mean Dori..

That's Craptastic!

1. see crapor craptastic 1) used to genuinely show that you don't care about someones story 2) used to quickly change conversation t..

Leave It Dont Retrieve It

1. when you pump your woman from the back (preferably anal) and while youre piping her, you cut your dick off, leave it in her rump and wal..

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