What is Dutch Sea Monkey?
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The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.
Applicable to both sexes.
Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!
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a quality the inspires upchucking,potentially in mass quantity.
see also vomitous
marge's lasagna incited much upchuckery.
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when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.
n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
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