What is Dutch Sea Monkey?
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The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.
Applicable to both sexes.
Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!
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Waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump or any turd laid after midnight.
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