What is Dutch Steamer?
1.
The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.
Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.
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2.
When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.
In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.
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