Dutch Surprise

What is Dutch Surprise?

1.

A Dutch oven that has gone too far.

From the Daily Telegraph:

"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."

See oven, surprise, suprise, poo, shit, queen

2.

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

See surprise, poop, bead, oven

3.

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

4.

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead
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