Dutch Uncle

What is Dutch Uncle?

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

See RZA

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

See dirty sanchez, hot carl, chili dog, angry dragon, cleveland steamer

Hootlanka

1. gluteus maximus or ur butt She's got some big hootlanka. See cinderella..

Zwo

1. German speaking military jargon, used to easily disinguish between 'zwei' (two in German) and 'drei' (three in Germa..

Cornswaddle

1. Male ejaculatory fluid or something that is amazing I just got my cornswaddle all over your couch, dude. Your mom was SOOOOOOO cornsw..

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