What is Dutch Uncle?
1.
One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor
"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"
2.
a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!
I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.
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3.
Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.
She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.
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familierized by family guy a punch to the face
peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut
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1.
Diarrhea delivered to a mouth.
Greek wine makes the trombone rustier.
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