Dutch Uncle

What is Dutch Uncle?

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

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Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

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Klymchuck

1. One who eats more penis than a penis eating machine Man, did you see Lyndon go off last night, what a klymchuck! See cock, sucker, coc..

Yumtasticalicious

1. Derived from the words "Yummy", "Fantastic", and "Delicious". Used to describe something or someone awesom..

Kwellz

1. cool,awesome or really man1: dude lets go see that new movies man2:kwellz let do that for really man1 did you see that UFc..

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