Dutch Uncle

What is Dutch Uncle?


1.

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

2.

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

See RZA

3.

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

See dirty sanchez, hot carl, chili dog, angry dragon, cleveland steamer


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