What is Dutch Uncle?
1.
One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor
"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"
2.
a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!
I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.
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3.
Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.
She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.
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Salesman. In spanish.
Vendedoras at a bus stomp
-From the song
Que onda guero? -Beck
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Short for "un-hook your computer and throw it to a large bonfire"
Used to get noobs to shut up if STFU don't work
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