What is Dutch Wife?
1.
n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.
Going home to visit the Dutch wife.
2.
Large sack stuffed with canvas (sails). Sailors used these to wedge themselves in their bunks during rough weather so they wouldn't roll about.
In the time this term was coined dutch women presumably had a reputation for being unresponsive and apathetic in bed. (Things on this front have improved markedly however.)
When the weather turned rough I had to use my dutch wife or I would be thrown about my bunk
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3.
An inflatable, full body-length sex doll.
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)
"I wonder how these sex dolls got their name dutch wife."
"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"
"True."
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