What is Dutchmastur?
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When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.
I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.
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