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A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, man..
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1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
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Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go..
