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When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.
Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: That..
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The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confu..
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To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
