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After eating a hardy Thanksgiving meal, the shit thereafter has a corn in it.
(looking at the giant shit in the toilet)
"There is..
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An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.
"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"
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Listening to the greatest fucking band in the known universe, Led Zeppelin.
It takes rocking out to another level.
I walked in on Dani..