Duvet Day

What is Duvet Day?


1.

When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.

"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"

See duvet, day, duvet day, meat, veg


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