D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

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Nard Knocker

1. Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain Get that nard knocker away from me! See woody..

Obamanation

1. 1. The horrible state of affairs that results after a Barack Obama win as president; OR 2. the fanatical obsession that has swept the Un..

Honk-shoe

1. Refers to a movie so boring it makes you fall asleep. "Honk-shoe" is an onomatopoeic term for snoring. It was first introduc..

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