D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Zeek'd

1. When playing Gears of War and someone gets their head poped off more times then they can count. Hey_____ watch your head there is a sni..

Zerokem

1. its having ur balls sucked while takin it up the ass. obviously a group of gay men johnhad his cherrypopped at a fag party last night...

Thimble Cock

1. A phrase used to describe a male ( or female ) Who has a penis the size of a thimble when Erect. Person 1 - "Wow i Have such a sma..

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