D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Midget Anteater

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1. the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the r..

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1. Refers to the process of someone or something being impregnated and succeeding, by engaging in sexual activity with no appreciation for ..

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