D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Twinkle Door

1. womans' rude bits. hair optional. the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother. the syph ran ..

Vagfur

1. Vaginal pubic hair that looks like fur That chick has mad vagfur. Yo I heard she got no vagfur. Yo that bitch got mad vagfur it looks..

Keyboard Spackler

1. n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer. n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewin..

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