D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

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1. One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it wer..

Roflhax0r

1. Nerd talk for Hacker. Originated from Red vs. Blue. Damn roflhax0r stole ma killllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See rofl, hax0r..

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