D.v. Guarantee

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A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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1. After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before sh..

W00tage

1. An exclamation of joy, derived from w00t; or something containing a high level of w00t. <kmj> w00tage! I finally got my thingy ou..

Chick Admin

1. Time devoted to keeping your girlfriend happy e.g. phone call in the evening or a saturday morning shopping for a new door mat. Meredit..

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