D.v. Guarantee

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A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

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Learning Curve Like A Spirit Level

1. Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up. Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's go..

Siccer

1. A secksy mole rat that originated from the "beaver". Originally thought to be a myth, the siccer now makes flash movies and f..

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1. Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle..

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