D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Oofah!

1. A term of complete surprise. Normally directed towards the physical description of the opposite sex. OOFAH! That was hot! or Hey Rola..

Drift Meat

1. A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her. Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she di..

Fht

1. it usualy put after nerf 'dude did u go to work' 'no' 'its too late now' 'nerf fht'..

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