D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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8 In His Pocket

1. A Redneck who is missing a bunch of teeth. They keep them in their pocket. "Did you see that guy? He had like 15 teeth..... 8 in..

Zodiak

1. when you are in a church and you stand on the priest's table with a naked girl, stuff a cross in her pussy hold her arms out and fu..

Twenty Percenter

1. A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphi..

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