D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Omelette Ass

1. A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon. I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omel..

[bup-bup]

1. the dried tomato on the top of the ketchup bottle. oh no, this ketchup bottle has bup-bup on the top of it, someone scrape it off! See..

Queer-pants

1. Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge. When Jon Lamb walked into the office I ..

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