D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Ughblah

1. Two interjections combined to express dissatisfaction or boredom. Ugh + blah Often used to describe emotions at 3am. "I don&apos..

W00ted

1. to be owned, pwned, killed, and/or insulted doing something stupid in a funny or noobish way dude you got wooted..

Up-tit

1. striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit" don't up-tit me again, or..

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