D.v. Guarantee

What is D.v. Guarantee?

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

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Vagma

1. The female equivelant to smagma. A cheese-textured residue that builds up inside the labia minora, and has a strong, fish-scented odour..

Jismnasium

1. A term to describe the room where consummated lovemaking occurs. After dinner, Buffy & I retired to the jismnasium for a night of S..

Zittles

1. several zits grouped together on someone's face or back (or anywhere zits are prolific) I told the pizza face that his zittles don..

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