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A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, a..
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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair...
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A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.
"Dude, you gotta come and se..