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When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up s..
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any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.
*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen..
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Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of t..