What is Dvritis?
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A condition, usually contracted by 6-10 year old children, which forces those afflicted to DVR ALL episodes of SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, Ruff Life, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.. The affliction is usually so crippling to one's common sense that options such as NEW ONLY and ONCE are ignored in lieu of ALL episodes. The afflicted often ignore the fact that they will NEVER have the time or want to put forth the effort to watch said episodes, let alone realize that the DVR memory could NOT POSSIBLY hold so many recordings. This affliction, if not treated immediately and swiftly, often leads to another affliction referred to as "blistered ass".
Dave-Hey man, why don't you DVR the football game, and after work tonight, I will come over and watch it with you.
Mike-I will, my man, but first I have to make sure that there is room on the DVR, because I think Caleb came down with a case of DVRitis.
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