Dwad

What is Dwad?


1.

In order to successfully 'Dwad' you need at least 2 male particpants (3 if you wish to perfrom a "Double Dwad"). One male will penetrate the 'Dwader' by inserting his flaccid or slightly aroused penis into the recipeints ear canal. As a side option, the penetrator may rest his scrotum on the recipeints face for added stimulation. The "Double Dwad" involves penetration of both ears and is not to be performed until the singular Dwad has been mastered.

"He was getting a little out of hand, so I had to Dwad him"

See ear fucking, q-tip

2.

One who is a dickwad, but shortened DWAD means the same thing.

dude why was he acting dwad lately?

See dick, wad, stupid, loser, jerk

3.

Dyke with a dick. A lesbian-identified man

'OMG! You can't be a lesbian because you're a guy, you must be a DWAD!'

Eg. Lisa from The L Word (season 1) who dates Alice

Eddie Izzard

See lesbian, dyke, fruit fly, dyke tyke, manbian

4.

{pronounced "duh-WAHD"} n. Abbreviated or censored version of the term dickwad.

Those Perez and Rudnak dudes are total dwads for scraping sites and breaking copyrights.

See dicks, dickwads, tdp, ahole

5.

"Twat" - As said by 'Charles' in a text to speech Demo on the internet.

It is pronounced "Dwod" and should be said in a particularly high pitched and ridiculous voice.

"You are a dwad (brb)"

See dwad, yemen, charles, twat, dwod, Rapture

6.

derrogative term for a mentally challenged person.

"Only dwads ride the short bus."

See Digger

7.

twatfor those who have difficulty not replacing all the "t" sounds with "d"s

Get off my twunt, you stupid dwad!


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