Dwarf Edit Meaning

1.

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!

Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.

Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!

Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!

Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!

Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!

See axe, hammer, awsome, chuck norris

2.

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

See dwarf, spinal, tap, stonehenge, small, person, ashman

3.

A slang term used to describe a pool of mortgage backed securities (MBSs) that have been issued by Fannie Mae and have a maturity of 15 years.

Man, It's time to toss that dwarf.

See money, ditched, reject, abandon, cancel

4.

Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.

That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!

See dwarf, videogame, real life, norse

5.

A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.

Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!

6.

How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.

You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.

Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.

Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.

Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.

Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!

Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!

Dwarf: Wait until I get you!

(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)

Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.

Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.

(walks away steaming)

See midget, shorty, temper