Dwarf Fortress

What is Dwarf Fortress?


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A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?

Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.

Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...

Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!

Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.

Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

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