What is Dwarf Jesus?
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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.
Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.
Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"
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the random, totally ridiculous things that people say when they are high
Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked ..
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The point of becoming so drunk, you have the chance of throwing up on a wall or other such objects that would normally not be thrown up ..
