What is Dwarf Jesus?
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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.
Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.
Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"
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a nickname for a sexy Chinese beast who often hangs out with snazzypants with no pants on.
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A furry monster who destroyed the plains of Kenya for several decades. He is also referred to as "The Ghost of Skookum Creek"...
