What is Dwarf Jesus?
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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.
Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.
Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"
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She was hurtin for a squirtin
In that lovely beef curtain
I cunnilingussed her cunt
I won the clitoristreasure hunt
Rahul
Oh my god..
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The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beaut..
