What is Dwarven Pounding?
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Sex move requiring the male component to hold the female in front of them and, with no assistance from the female, forcibly push and pull her on and off of his fagigglystick/shamalamadingdong/penis.
"So last night I gave this super hot chick with awesome trees (see tree def. #60) a major dwarven pounding."
"Bro, no way!"
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