What is D-wayne?
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d-wayne: State of having disappeared because of something very embarrassing that has happened to you or a family member. Comes from "Daniel Wayne Smith" son of Anna Nicole Smith who passed on Sept 10, 2006, probably out of shame.
Where's Bill, he was supposed to be here at six? Oh, he's d-wayne after taking home that hermaphrodite last night. We probably won't see him for the rest of the weekend
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