What is Dwp?
1.
Acronym of “Drunk While Posting”.
A post on a
USER: b33r phr33q
AT: 02:24 AM
Hay man; the fucikiogn keys keep movin away frrrom mi fingyers. s0rry If this if Off topikc......
Greg: "Shit, Boris is DWP again..."
2.
adj; dwp (Drunk With Power)
the state of being intoxicated with power
a syndrome contracted when power and freedom become overwhelming
not dwp
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3.
dinner with parents.
the ultimate quick-pause for text messaging teenagers.
For use during semi-formal or important mealtimes with parent/s. An effective way to avoid disgruntling those who pay bills.
6:10- Sally, Bill, Dad And Mom begin dinner
6:11- Sally recieves txt from Jack <haylookit wussup? :{D>
6:12- Sally texts Jack <nm o wt ya omg wts da hw 4 burk??>
6:12- Dad/Mom tells Sally to put her phone away
6:13- Jack texts Sally <um idk haah i hv reyes. im bord>
6:13- Dad hears phone, tells Sally to "just tell them it's dinner"
6:13- Sally rolls her eyes, but she wants to party this weekend
6:13- Sally texts Jack <dwp :(>
CRISIS AVERTED!
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4.
Shit place to work!!!
DWP is teh suck
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5.
Down With tha Program
"Yo Chesto! We's going to watch some football - you DWP?"
"Yeah, I'm DWP! What time?"
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6.
Down With Pants
oh mah god dwp just tagged that cop station