What is Dyke Differential?
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The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.
"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"
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A monumental mandibular protrusion often seen on Tamworth footballers. Has been known to affect the tides.
Cor Blimey look at that Lil..