Dyke Weasel

What is Dyke Weasel?


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A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.

My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

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